tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: themadthadder)

"Why did I tell you that."

~ six word story (via c-yclone)

(Source: doodooprincess)

floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

image

this one does

mink-sexual:

dmmd au where everything is the same except

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floral instead of plaid

wholocked-in-221-b:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

PERFECT!

wholocked-in-221-b:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

PERFECT!

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser


(Source: jessicamagica)

lubricates:

favourite snapchat omfg

lubricates:

favourite snapchat omfg

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you


pussywag0n:

thefunniestblogger:

pornocreep:

freemindfreebody:

skinbonesandink:

younggt:

"birds and squirrels and earth and sky"

Oh..

I freakin love my dogs.

Holy fuck. I love my dog. She ain’t ever going anywhere.

Does anyone else see “Dedicated to Rambo May he live a thousand years” at the bottom? Because I can’t. I’ve just got a dog treat in my eye is all

Butthole must sparkle

(Source: mouserawr)

tastefullyoffensive:

New names for stuff. [doghousediaries]

tastefullyoffensive:

New names for stuff. [doghousediaries]

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

aperriently-so:

Favorite Dan Howell Quotes:

  • Because I was the human fucking embodiment of Winne the Pooh, I chose not to say anything
  • I was waiting for Satan’s giant cock to erupt from the ground and fuck me up the ass
  • Did I  buy a fucking radioactive hamster?!
  • I was unintentionally Jesus, that’s what I’m saying here
  • So in conclusion, I would rather be anally sodomized by a cactus than go through US Airways again
  • My esophagus must literally be the size of a squirrel anus