im not your little dad anymore, girl
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
yeah i know all of the zodiacs.
aries the ram, tavros the bull, gemini the twins, cancer the crab, leo the leijon, kanaya the vampire, libra the dragon, scorpio the spider, sagittarius the horse, capricorn the clown-goat, aquarius the seahorse, and pisces the terrifying tentacle monster.
the cat makes this pic
"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY
"After that, Noiz disappeared for a while, and then suddenly resurfaced, looking completely different.”
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ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
i’m sorry i’m not sorry
WHAT BREED OF DOG IS THAT I WANT ONE
I don’t know what I was expecting
i expected cute noises
i went to canada with my dad once
i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother