THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH
YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING
OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING ABOUT WOOLEN SOCKS
there’s a reason the book about it was in the forbidden section of the library
heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies i need them to survive
I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO
Okay guys, seriously, think about it. Armin is only 15-16 in the story but his superior officers trust his judgement enough to let him basically call the shots. And Eren and Mikasa trust him so much that they put their lives in his hands. Armin saves so many lives just by thinking outside the box to solve problems. And he’s super cute and sweet and caring and if you aren’t on the Armin appreciation bandwagon by now then you need to buy a ticket.
my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad
should i reblog for the caption or the tags
is this even real life
Or is it just fantasy
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
how the fuck did anyone not get that reference
why is this still getting notes
So I was playing The Sims 3 and made a Homestuck family. Kankri drowned and then started to lecture the Grim Reaper. This is too perfect.
THIS BRIDGE DROPPED SUICIDE RATES BY 77%
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.